Epistle to the Curlinthians, part the last

March 11, 2011 ~ thomcaraway ~ 3 Comments

by Lauren Rush But now I must return to the proper showering procedures. Upon exiting said edifice, you must perform the act of towel drying. If you attempt to blow-dry, you will open yourself up to the spirits that wish to frizz and destroy, and not even the Spirit of the Natural Oil will be … Continue reading Epistle to the Curlinthians, part the last

Epistle to the Curlinthians, part the first

March 9, 2011March 11, 2011 ~ thomcaraway ~ 4 Comments

by Lauren Rush Peace be with you, my brothers and sisters of the Ringlet. Whenever I think of you, I am filled with joy and thanksgiving, for you have been enriched beyond all others. I wish to pass on my wisdom to you, that you may learn from my trials and not be shaken by … Continue reading Epistle to the Curlinthians, part the first