by Lauren Rush But now I must return to the proper showering procedures. Upon exiting said edifice, you must perform the act of towel drying. If you attempt to blow-dry, you will open yourself up to the spirits that wish to frizz and destroy, and not even the Spirit of the Natural Oil will be … Continue reading Epistle to the Curlinthians, part the last
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Epistle to the Curlinthians, part the second
by Lauren Rush There is much confusion amongst my brothers and sisters as to the cleansing of the Ringlet. Since I cannot repeat it in any future correspondence (every repetition increases the likelihood that it may fall into the ever-waiting hands of the Outsiders), it is of the utmost importance that you listen to what … Continue reading Epistle to the Curlinthians, part the second
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