by Lauren Rush But now I must return to the proper showering procedures. Upon exiting said edifice, you must perform the act of towel drying. If you attempt to blow-dry, you will open yourself up to the spirits that wish to frizz and destroy, and not even the Spirit of the Natural Oil will be … Continue reading Epistle to the Curlinthians, part the last
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Epistle to the Curlinthians, part the second
by Lauren Rush There is much confusion amongst my brothers and sisters as to the cleansing of the Ringlet. Since I cannot repeat it in any future correspondence (every repetition increases the likelihood that it may fall into the ever-waiting hands of the Outsiders), it is of the utmost importance that you listen to what … Continue reading Epistle to the Curlinthians, part the second
Epistle to the Curlinthians, part the first
by Lauren Rush Peace be with you, my brothers and sisters of the Ringlet. Whenever I think of you, I am filled with joy and thanksgiving, for you have been enriched beyond all others. I wish to pass on my wisdom to you, that you may learn from my trials and not be shaken by … Continue reading Epistle to the Curlinthians, part the first
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